Tell me there's some hope for me

Kim. 18. Florida. I'm probably the lamest person you will ever meet.

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via nightingalemelodies)

kawaii-cosplays:

Zoro & Chopper

kawaii-cosplays:

Zoro & Chopper

(via virusexe)

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

paleredsunday:

Write this on my tombstone

(Source: fuckyeah1990s, via darling-youllbejustfine)

buttgenie:

I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”

(via aznfox4life)

All aboard

elijahkrantz:

when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

(via darling-youllbejustfine)

*sings* let me tell you bout my best friend

*sings* let me tell you bout my best friend